My new upstairs neighbor is a single mom. She promptly introduced herself last night and let me know she had … Read more
I had the Beef Noodle Soup. We started with an appetizer of the fried chicken sushi roll. Both are good!… Read more
Today I received my first paycheck of 2013. It reflects my company’s merger, which includes a different health insurance plan … Read more
This kid was ROBBED. Robbed I tell ya! She deserved that Oscar!… Read more
Allow me to introduce you to the world’s largest Oatmeal box. It has 52 packets of oatmeal inside. It makes … Read more
While I was no fan of 2012, I am very happy with the lessons I learned. Hell, I screwed up … Read more
And the ONLY version as far as I’m concerned. (Sit your creepy ass down Johnny Depp!) I got caught up … Read more
Aside from all of the regular reasons you’d be disgusted…(Hello people, Skype exists for a reason!)…why are the majority … Read more
I got the chicken burger with Avocado, sweet potato fries and the Butterbeer alcoholic cocktail.
All of the food was … Read more
It was pure Tarantino: humor, glory, guts and a whole bunch of killing. I truly enjoyed watching Jamie Foxx shoot … Read more
My lovely parents are in town for Christmas…
Everything in my apartment is sticky. The tables, the buttons, the door … Read more
Sweet Baby Jesus, I believe I aged 10 years.
I was relaxing in my chair and watching a movie on … Read more
I had the Brined Porkchop, biscuit and bok choy with bacon.
The food was good, but it wasn’t my favorite.… Read more
Recently I was on babysitting duty. The kid never stopped talking, he provided commentary on everything he did and every … Read more
I wish I would’ve won the Powerball. Then I’d be sick in Brazil, hanging with my homie Breezy Says on … Read more
I had the tandoori chicken here and some other stuff. I never know what I’m eating at Indian restaurants, I … Read more
Today, my cousin called me from Jail. He’s waiting before being transferred to prison. For $9.99, I got a … Read more
But I did it like a BOSS!… Read more
I do believe I have woken up drunk. I have no words for that.
While talking to coworkers about finding … Read more
I know a lot of people hate on you and call you ghetto, but you can’t let that get to … Read more